Decorations, fine. Commercials, whatever, I get it.
BUT….S.A.N.T.A already poised on this throne at the mall?? WTH.
Come On!!! Madness.
Doesn’t he have like 9,837,261,2984,001 more gifts to help the elves handcraft?
This momma isn’t ready for this crap yet!
Wasn’t it just a second ago that I was lying about the Easter Bunny?
In case you missed the newsflash about how massive a liar I am, you can feel my pain here